Haha, Maria! If that fella is me – Let me clarify. In Singapore, we are mandated to take 2 languages. English Language is our working language regardless of race, and that is our 1st Language. Our Mother Tongue – I am a Chinese by ethnic group, so I take Chinese Language – is 2nd Language. This is dictated by national policy. I think that is why I am so screwed! But, it is just me. There are many brilliant English writers and speakers here. So, I am the problem!